Long dark Night of the A-Hole
Me to crime writer (holding copy of his latest “chiller” for him to sign) : So will this keep me awake all night then?
Him: You don’t look like much of a delicate flower.
(I was restrained from showing him how little of a delicate flower I am……)
Categories: Cheeky Authors
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What I found so speshul were all the comma splices in Exhibit B. Way to go, professional writer!